This and Tony Stark is, well, a Stark. /mindblown
(Source: dr-wholdemort)
I want you to know that you’re inept, and given the chance to stay for as long as you have, I swear I will never ever become like you. Good role models are so hard to find these days, and as it is, I find myself crossing more names out of the list of people I look up to (not that that’s your loss or anything).
I just hope that your incompetence hits you in its fullness and you realize that you are in no position to argue whenever you are reprimanded for your shortcomings. You do not care, no matter how much you pretend you do. It might be unfair of me to say this, but you will never change. You had years upon years upon years of chances to change, what difference would another month, or another decade, make?
Yours is a problem many have tried to solve… the thing is, I don’t know if you’ve made even the slightest effort to solve it yourself.
And if I’m flying solo, at least I’m flying free. :)
That awkward moment when you find out that Siam Shade’s vocalist is a man. *gasp*
“So I’ll call your phone and hang up before it actually rings. I’ll write you letters that you will never read. And when I see you in public, I’ll stick my hand inside of a bag full of things that I haven’t done since you left me and pull out a smile. I’ll say something like, “Hello… it’s nice to see you.” And I’ll keep walking.”
— Rudy Francisco
Sometimes, I really want to hit my sister, just one smack upside the head for showing me things I could have lived without, now they are things I can’t live without. Of the many things I want to hit her for, the hardest blow would have to be for introducing me to Rudy Francisco. Sometimes, I really want to hit Rudy Francisco. Just one smack upside the head for making me listen to sense which I really don’t want to understand, for making me remember what it was like to feel and to believe and to fall and fly with no rhyme or reason— but he has rhymes, it is I who has no reason, and I’m left with only so many words but nothing to say.
look at this slice
isn’t it neat
wouldn’t you say now my dinner’s complete
wouldn’t you think i’m a girl
a girl who has
pepperoni
look at this trove
toppings untold
how many toppings can one pizza hold
lookin around here i think, shit
I’ll eat everything
I’ve got breadsticks and ranch sauce aplenty
I’ve got ham and pineapple galore
You want white pizza sauce?
That stuff’s, money…
But who cares
No big deal
I WANT MORE
I wanna be
Where the pizza is
I wanna smell
Wanna smell it cooking
Load it up with three different kinds of…
…What’s it called again?
CHEEEEEEESE
Guy’s at my door
with the food I adore
Take a bite and feel like I’m ready for moooooooore
My pizza and me
Yes, extra cheese
DON’T TOUCH IT, WHOOOOORE!
Reblogging because of this ^ This person is a genius.
/sings
can’t stop laughing
NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME BACK TO MY DASHBORAD
COVERING THIS.
CHEEEEEEEESE.
(Source: highwaypegasus)
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Nakakatawa lang na naaalala ko halos lahat ng nangyari kagabi— bukod sa mukha ng snatcher ng bag ko. Mantakin mong nakipaghilaan pa ‘ko. Kids, don’t try that at home. It’s very dangerous.
Nakakatuwa lang na habang tumatakbo papalayo yung magnanakaw, biglang may taong kumaripas ng takbo sa paghahabol sa kanya. Maaabutan sana kaya lang sumakay ng tricycle yung snatcher. Nung makausap namin yung humabol (itago natin siya sa pangalang Good Guy, GG for short), tinanong ng kapatid ko kung saan nagpunta yung tricycle. Sabi ni GG habang humahangos, “I’m sorry, I don’t speak Tagalog.”
Fast forward to an hour later.
Tinawagan ni papa yung phone ko tapos sinagot nung nagnakaw. Narinig lang ni papa sa background na may mga lalaking nag-aaway. Sabi, “Walang pera!” Siguro akala nila dinugas sila nung mga nagsnatch.
Eh wala talaga akong pera. Hahaha ayun. Yun lang naman yung point.
UP YOURS, M-EFFERS!
